INTERNET GUYS: I can't wait to see the new 3D Mario game at E3 2013! :D I loved all the previous 3D Mario games and I hope this one is just as fun! :D
NINTENDO: E3's here! Check out our new game, "Super Mario 3D World"!
INTERNET GUYS: OMGWTF NINTENDO THIS IS BULLSHIT IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ALL THE OTHER MARIO GAMES ALL YOU DID WAS TAKE THE 3DS GAME AND ADD FOUR PLAYER AND A GIMMICKY CAT SUIT WHATS WITH ALL THESE STUPID ANIMAL COSTUMES IN MARIO GAMES NOWADAYS WERE NOT FIVE ANYMORE NINTENDO AND WHATS WITH ALL THE LEVELS ENDING WITH FLAGPOLES THAT ISN'T THE MARIO I GREW UP WITH I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN MARIO GAME LEVELS ALWAYS ENDED WITH MARIO GRABBING A STAR WHY IS NINTENDO BEING DUMB BY BREAKING THAT TRADITION AND PUTTING IN THESE STUPID FLAGPOLES FROM THE NSMB GAMES WHY DONT YOU DO SOMETHING CREATIVE FOR A CHANGE INSTEAD OF PUMPING OUT SEQUELS AND REHASHING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER BY THE WAY WHY DOESN'T NINTENDO GET THEIR SHIT STRAIGHT AND MAKE "SUPER MARIO GALAXY 3" GODDAMNIT >:(
ME: What the hell did you guys expect, you asked for a new 3D Mario game and Nintendo showed you one, why are you mad? :/
INTERNET GUYS: OMFG STOP APOLOGIZING AND DAMAGE CONTROLLING FOR NINTENDO YOUR THE REASON THEY KEEP DOING THIS.
OTHER INTERNET GUYS: Don't worry guys, this is obviously just a filler game until Nintendo comes out with the REAL new 3D Mario... I hope...
INTERNET GUYS: ALSO LOOK AT THE LEVEL DESIGNS ITS JUST A BUNCH OF GENERIC BLOCKS AND CYLINDERS THEY THREW TOGETHER AND THE GRAPHICS LOOK LIKE UPREZED 3DS TEXTURES AND THE MUSIC IS ATROCIOUS LISTEN TO THAT CRAPPY MUSIC IN THE TRAILER ITS NOTHING LIKE THE ORCHESTRATED MASTERPIECES IN THE GALAXY GAMES
NINTENDO: Okay guys its release day here's the game! I hope you enjoy it. Also, here are some trailers that literally spoil EVERYTHING in the game to convince you it isn't a HD remake of the 3DS Mario game! Enjoy :D
INTERNET GUYS: OMFG THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THIS GAME AND THE GRAPHICS AND LIGHTING ARE BEAUTIFUL AND THE FULLY ORCHESTRATED SOUNDTRACK IS INCREDIBLE AND THE POWERUPS ARE SO MUCH FUN TO USE AND THE MULTIPLAYER IS AWESOME!!!!! :D :D :D
ME: I wish I could play it. :<