September 2011
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Segregation
I’ve lived in this town for sixteen years.
My mail is addressed to my home, my street, in this town.
I vote in the local elections for this town.
My mail is delivered from this town’s post office.
Yet somehow I’m not considered a resident.
My town has a harbor with a marina and a beach and a park and a bandshell where they give concerts in the summer that I’m not...
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MY PARENT’S EYES SAW THIS:
MY FOUR YEAR OLD EYES SAW THIS:
In honor of the fact that my street is being repaved and is now taken over by large yellow things that look like mechanical animals.
This also made me be anal for my entire life about calling machines “steam shovels” that were actually diesel powered.
Unfortunately, the animated adaptation of this book...
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
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WatchSo I find this file named “100_8570.MOV” on my computer, and wondering what it is, open it up.
As it starts playing, my immediate reaction is to begin humming the Skyarrow Bridge theme.
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“Where are the 3D glasses?”
– Child standing on tiptoe to see a Nintendo 3DS demo unit.
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It’s past midnight and I’m sitting up in bed thinking up of recipes that involve Doorworm slime as an ingredient.
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What the hell.
I had a dream the 9/11 National Memorial doubled as a public swimming pool.
I was swimming in said pool and was having a fantastic time.
What the hell.
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My Opinion on My Little Pony
Is it possible to hold something in high regard while being nearly completely unable to stand it?
If so, that’s my position on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Seriously, I genuinely enjoy everything about this show except for perhaps actually watching it. Maybe it’s because I’m a 23 year old man and not an underage girl and already spent all my children’s franchise...
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oh
iadamska:
call my bank, get put on hold
look in my pockets for phone
panic because its not there i’m on the phone
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How to watch a 26 ep. anime series in a single...
Me and my friend watched Wolf’s Rain from 9:00 Saturday evening to 7:00 Sunday morning.
This is maybe the seventh time we’ve done this since 2005, though we haven’t done it since perhaps early 2008 the latest.
Some people preemptively write Wolf’s Rain off as being “furry” in a negative or gimmicky sense, but really the show doesn’t revolve around the...
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I’m sick of taking British Literature courses in college.
I’m sure cultures aside from Britain, ancient Greece, and ancient Rome wrote things worth studying.
The only non British/Greek/Roman literature I’ve read for a class since 2006 was in one course where we studied myths and folklore.
That’s not at all to minimize the worthyness of mythology and folklore to be...
Corndog Depression
I ate two corn dogs for lunch today and now I feel mildly depressed for some reason.
I’m gonna go to the store just to get a block of cracker barrel and some (unsalted tops) saltines.
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OOPS GUYS
You know, the other day I was watching Kitchen Nightmares, and there was this part where for effect the editors wanted to use what’s commonly known as the “Monty Python Theme” as background music, but evidently didn’t want to get sued or something, so they licensed one of those “sound alike” themes where they changes the notes and tempo slightly but keep the...
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HINT:
Phonetically “singing” the theme song lyrics to foreign children’s cartoons in a language you can’t speak or understand does not make you look cultured, clever or intelligent in front of other people.
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